Top 10 things that should disqualify you from voting in '08...
Current mood: nerdy Category: News and Politics
If the following statements apply to you - DON'T VOTE!! Stay on your couch and watch the reruns of "Walker, Texas Ranger" you Tivo'd last week.
10.) You believe that "sectarian violence" in Iraq means that they abuse their administrative assistants.
9.) You can't tell Ron Paul from RuPaul.
8.) You believe that "Women's Suffrage" is exactly what it sounds like.
7.) You believe our government is a democracy (news flash-it's not. look it up).
6.) You voted for Sanjaya, and meant it.
5.) You believe that "9/11 was an inside job!!"
4.) Rosie O'Donnell makes sense to you.
3.) You don't so much as giggle at the words "strategery" and "lock-box."
2.) You still believe the Easter Bunny lays Cadbury Cream Eggs. (ahem, Matt.)
1.) You think going hunting with Dick Cheney would be a blast!!
If any of these confused or offended you, enjoy "Walker, Texas Ranger."
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1 comment:
And the interesting thing is...I don't even like those Cadbury Cream Eggs!
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